☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

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Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing llamas, where every tree you chop down turns into a disco ball, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

Join this server for an experience unlike any other. Explore mind-blowing landscapes filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking mushrooms. Build epic structures with blocks that change color with the beat of the music. And battle against other players in insane mini-games like llama racing, disco ball dodgeball, and creeper cuddling contests.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the crazy world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469

Adventures, Anons, blocky, Server

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles with giant chickens.

Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples! And don’t forget about the legendary creeper that tells jokes while exploding (it’s a real blast)!

But that’s not all, our server is also known for its INSANE mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT blocks trying not to explode, or “Pig Racing” where you can ride on the back of a pig and race against other players to the finish line.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	419	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkopolis, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, splatoonwiki, version 7.2.0, weapons

Welcome to the most inkredible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can dive into a world where Baby Chicks, Li’l Bunnies, and Bear Cubs battle it out in epic Splatfests!

Join us and witness the chaos as players fight for dominance in our fresh Season that’s on until 5/31. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with the latest Version 7.2.0 patch notes straight from the Nintendo gods themselves. You won’t find this kind of exclusive content anywhere else!

And if you’re looking for a place to show off your gear, weapons, and collectibles, look no further than our server’s catalog where you can browse through all the inkcredible items available.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness, join the fun, and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition

childhood trauma, comparison, diamonds, Digging, Edition, inner critic, Insecurity, lack of validation, low self-esteem, mental health, negative self-talk, personal growth, root of the problem, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-perception, societal standards, Therapy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of feeling down about yourself? Well, look no further because joining our server will boost your self-esteem to levels you never thought possible!

Picture this: you log in and immediately POOF! You’re now the ruler of a majestic kingdom filled with sparkly unicorns and flying pigs. Your Minecraft character is now a supermodel with abs of steel and a killer fashion sense. People will bow down to you as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you ever feel sad, just type “/hug” in the chat and a virtual hug will magically appear to make everything better.

So why waste another second feeling down about yourself? Join our server now and become the confident, powerful Minecraft overlord you were always meant to be!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

– Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Doggystyle Edition, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

Welcome to the Doggystyle Edition Minecraft server! 🐶🕺

Last time on /degen/: 📺👀 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! 💥😂

Reasons to join: – Experience the most insane block merging techniques you’ve ever seen! 🤯🔨 – Get comfy with our Node-based ComfyUI for the ultimate user experience! 🛋️🖥️ – Forge your own path with our stable diffusion webui Forge! 🔥⚒️ – Dive into the world of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content like never before! 🌍👀🔞

But wait, there’s more! – LoRa Training scripts for those looking to level up their skills! 📚💪 – PonyXL Information for all your pony needs and more! 🦄📝 – OP Pasta for a taste of the most deliciously degen content! 🍝🤤

Join now for a chance to explore a world like no other, filled with excitement, laughter, and endless possibilities! 🌟🎮

Disclaimer: No actual dogs were involved in the making of this server. 😉🚫🐕

Remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life! 💻🌈🚀

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	198	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Baelzs, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, Kingdom, lies of p, madness, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, rat, Rust, Stream, twitter, zodiac

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Towns Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming

#videogames, action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, AGGRESSIVE, alternative metal, Craftycore, electronic, Energetic, Epic, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hardcore, hardcore punk, heavy, heavy metal, industrial metal, instrumental, INTENSE, metal, metalcore, Soundtrack, thrash metal, video game music

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s basically the metalcore of videogames! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the entire virtual world. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a rainbow-colored unicorn that shot lasers out of its eyes.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also find hidden dungeons filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers . And if you’re lucky enough, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Memes R Us

acceptance, blocky, caregiving, children, cognitively disabled, compassion, disability awareness, Diversity, Empathy, family, Fatherhood, Hiking, Humanity, inclusion, love, memes, outdoors, parenting, physically disabled, POL, special needs, Support, well

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all players, even those with physically and cognitively disabled children! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a hike through our virtual world and bring your heavily disabled son along for the adventure. Who knows, maybe he’ll discover a hidden talent for building pixel art with his toes! Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your child in a whole new way, only on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchantments Applied:	279
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Knights: Minecraft Madness

#Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocky, Carnelian, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, Knights, KR, LEE, madness, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join now for a chance to mine with SilverAsh and battle against the mighty Ho’olheyak!

Our server is so lit that even the Guard Hoederer himself hangs out here, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way. And don’t even get me started on the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition event – it’s like a party in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have Redeem codes that will give you special in-game items to make your Minecraft experience even more awesome. And if you need help navigating this crazy world, just check out our AK EN Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

animal, battle, claws, comparison, Competition, Fight, Human, jaws, lion, madness, man, Minecraft, Nature, opposable thumbs, physical strength, power, predator, prey, strength, Survival, tug of war, tugofwar, wildlife

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyKitties: The Bleach Edition

Abilities, Anime, arm injury, Bleach, captain commander, CraftyKitties, Edition, healing, healing abilities, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Mystery, Orihime, plot hole, Powers, shinigami, Shunsui Kyoraku, soul reaper, Soul Society, speculation, unanswered question, yamamoto

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Orihime’s healing powers can’t save you from the madness that awaits!

Picture this: Yamamoto’s arm is injured and Orihime is about to use her healing powers to fix it, but suddenly she gets sucked into our server and can’t do a thing! Why, you ask? Because our server is so INSANE that even fictional characters can’t escape its clutches!

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNBELIEVABLE adventures, EPIC battles, and CRAZY shenanigans. Who needs healing arms when you can have a blast in our WACKY world?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Babes: ‘Behold, a woman!’

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Babes, Behold, blocky, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, Marginalized, mental health, social justice, stigma, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, Transgender, Transphobia, WOMAN

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most powerful woman in all of Minecraft. The other players were in awe of her skills and BEAUTY. But then, out of nowhere, a group of transphobes tried to bring her down. Little did they know, this player was a force to be reckoned with and sent those transphobes running for the hills. They were on suicide watch, I tell you!

So, if you want to become the ultimate WOMAN in Minecraft and make transphobes tremble in fear, then join our server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CapitalCraft: Where the only currency is diamonds!

CapitalCraft, capitalism, Competition, Currency, diamonds, economic theory, equality, free market, freedom, Globalization, Government, Ideology, Individualism, libertarian, Libertarianism, neoliberal agenda, neoliberalism, Politics, privatization, Regulation, society, utopia, wealth

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA where you can build whatever you want, whenever you want, without any pesky rules holding you back.

Join us and witness the craziest creations you’ve ever seen – from giant flying pigs to roller coasters that go to the moon and back. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Ever seen a rainbow-colored creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds? Well, you will here!

So come on down to our server and experience the WILD ride of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to this INSANE world of limitless possibilities? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.