☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

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Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SuperiorCraft: Where even the pixels look down on you

achiever, ambitious, Arrogant, boastful, bottoming, bragger, competitive, CONFIDENT, Dominant, Joker, pixels, privileged, self-assured, self-centered, smug, Successful, superior, superior life, SuperiorCraft, Top, winner

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring servers? Well, look no further because this server is where the real winners play!

Join us and become part of a community where everyone is a winner, especially me. I mean, I’m basically living the dream life and you can too by joining this server. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the greatness that is this server.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing. Join now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on this server. See you there, losers!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

Action Game, AGES, Anime, Censorship, complaining, controversial, Fan Service, fear, Female Characters, feminist criticism, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Japanese culture, mature content, Niche, ninja girls, Normalfags, Otaku, Senran Kagura, SenranCraft, Sexualization, Tread, video games

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

Asia, beauty standards, Caucasians, Conquer, Crafty, Cultural differences, DATING, Exoticism, fetishization, foreign women, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Masculinity, Media portrayal, pickup culture, race relations, self-esteem issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, travel, ugly chicks, western influence, White guys

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchantments Applied:	98
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Farms Harvested:	246	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mines Excavated:	4581	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	153	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

alliances, Armistice, CASUALTIES, centenary, global conflict, global impact, Hilarity, historical events, historical significance, History, imperialism, meets, Military, nationalism, peace treaty, Propaganda, Remembrance, trench warfare, Veterans, War, War History, world, world war one

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	418
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Respawned Too Soon

Backlash, criticism, Decline, Die, Disappointment, fanbase, Fast, flavour of the month, fnaf, Franchise, Gaming, Horror, hype, Lame, Nostalgia, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Respawned, trend, video games

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4515
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	1