| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
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| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 149 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 9083 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7900 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8355 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
