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| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5642 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!
And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.
So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2323 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!
join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.
join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 317 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.
Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.
But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4107 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?
Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!
Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 217 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Star Shards Collected: | 277 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
we have insane battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy players.
come join us and show off your building skills while also taking down your enemies with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers.
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
