ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	193
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	New Chunks Explored:	65858

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crops Grown:	3358
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	6979	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	124
Dragon Eggs Found:	8781	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Farms Harvested:	362
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

Light Beam Bio Fun

beam, bio, biochemistry, bioelectricity, Bioelectromagnetism, Biological systems, Biomagnetism, cellular communication, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic waves, Electrophysiology, ENERGY, Fun, health, Light, Light energy, light interaction, Light participation, Medicine, PHYSICS., research, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	822	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIGHT PARTICIPATION AND BIOELECTROMAGNETISM GOIN’ ON! U CAN BUILD UR OWN CRAZY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AND ATTRACT ALL DA MOBS TO U!

WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC SLIDE AND ZOMBIES DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A BIOELECTROMAGNETIC MASTER! U WON’T FIND DIS KINDA CRAZY FUN ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO GRAB UR PICKAXE AND GET READY TO PARTY WITH THE LIGHT PARTICIPATION CREW!

Snowcraft

airships, Applied Energistics 2, Ars Nouveau, CC: Tweaked, Create, create big cannons, Curseforge, Discord, Incendium, Modpack, Nations, Nullscape, Oh The Biomes We’ve gone, Player revive, PvP, raid protections, snowcraft, Tanks, Timeless and Classics Zero, Twilight Forest, Valkyrien Skies 2, Wars

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	8037
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Have you ever wanted to lead or join a nation and fight in epic wars with airships, tanks, and much more? Snowcraft is a Forge 1.20.1 geopolitical server designed for building nations and engaging in warfare.

Notable Mods:

Mod	Description
Valkyrien Skies 2	With Clockwork, Trackwork, Eureka
Applied Energistics 2
Ars Nouveau
CC: Tweaked
Create
Create: Big Cannons
Multiple more Create addons
The Twilight Forest
[TaCZ] Timeless and Classics Zero
Oh The Biomes We’ve gone
Incendium
Nullscape
Player revive (downed system)

How to Join:

Download the latest version of the modpack from CurseForge, launch Minecraft on 1.20.1, and join play.snowcraft.uk!

Join our Discord to stay updated and interact with other players. You can also declare your nation there for raid protections outside of wars.

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

A: No, Snowcraft requires the modpack for gameplay.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

A: Please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines for nation creation.

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

A: Custom mods are not supported on Snowcraft. Players must use the approved modpack.

Roaming Roo Feast 1.21.3

1.21.3, beat your meat sim, Cackling, clear innuendo, confession chamber, creative project, creative stuff, desk, does lots of roleplays, eats kangaroo meat, evil tyrant, feast, handcams often, Henma, manager approved, Roaming, roo, same manager, shot down, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride, where kangaroo meat is the main course and handcams are always on for your viewing pleasure. We do roleplays like the confession chamber, where you can spill your deepest secrets while mining for diamonds. Our Valentine’s Day event featured a “beat your meat” sim game, approved by our manager with a thumbnail that will make you question everything. Ame couldn’t handle our creativity because Henma is too busy being an evil tyrant, but that just adds to the chaos. Come join us for a server experience like no other!

NoBoyfriendAllowed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, family, girls day, guests, Hosting, house size, Meeting, Minecraft, moving back, NoBoyfriendAllowed, online relationship, personal space, quality time, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sister, toddlers, visitation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a day of relaxation and fun, just like the OP’s girls day with her sisters.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of meeting your sister’s mysterious boyfriend for the first time in a safe and virtual environment. Who knows, maybe he’ll even join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

And if you’re worried about space, fear not! Our server is infinite, just like the possibilities for drama and excitement. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family reunion like never before!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1690	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

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Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Notable Mods:

How to Join:

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

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