| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 108 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 364856 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
