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| Server IP | BananahSMP.feathermc.gg |
Join us and experience the chaos of near complete silence broken only by the occasional autistic screeching and rote commentary. It’s like being in a xQc-tier stream, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next?
Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of holomems and Stars dancing together in perfect sync. It’s like a virtual rave party, but with blocky characters and pickaxes!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the legendary Diamond Star Sword, rumored to have the power to summon a giant holographic dragon to fight by your side. Who needs a regular old pet wolf when you can have a freaking dragon?!
So what are you waiting for, /vt/? Join our server now and become part of the most epic alliance in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because who doesn’t love tacos, amirite?
Build your own fortress out of diamond blocks and obsidian while dodging lightning bolts and flying creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your step or you might get blown to smithereens! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
We have a secret underground city filled with dancing villagers and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled cave. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance-off and the winner gets a diamond crown. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Just like how /v/ showers Bloodborne with praise, our server will have you singing its praises too. Sure, some may call it a technical mess, but that just adds to the charm, right? Who wants a perfectly polished server anyway?
Join us for a wild ride filled with jank gameplay, reused assets, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!
Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.
We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”
So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!
Imagine a world where your child can build their way to the top of the class by using creative hacks and cheats to ace every test and assignment. No more late night study sessions, no more tears over failed exams. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and the rules of the game, but who cares about those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your child becomes the ultimate academic mastermind, all thanks to the power of cheating!
but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. we’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. not to mention, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
if you’re looking for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, then this is the server for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper). oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who are using it as a front for their underground poultry empire? yeah, things get pretty clucked up around here.
| Server IP | 172.240.239.164:25594 |
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| Bedrock Port | 25594 |
A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience
Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!
Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt
Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today!
Yes, the server supports Bedrock players as well.
No, the server offers a non-pay-to-win experience.
Yes, players can discover and utilize Ability Items that grant unique abilities.
But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?
And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.
So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? 🤪🔥 #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness
But fear not, for there is more to this server than just destruction. Dive into our custom-built mini-games, where you can challenge your friends to epic battles of parkour, spleef, and even a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT blocks. Just make sure you have a good pair of running shoes handy!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our custom dungeons filled with deadly traps, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few surprise encounters with the legendary Ender Dragon. Can you survive the challenges and emerge victorious?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious adventure or a catastrophic disaster. Just remember to watch out for the destroyer… she’s always looking for her next target.
Imagine logging on to our server and finding out that your stepbrother has been secretly bullying you the whole time – talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions available for all players to work through their family issues.
Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate family drama in Minecraft – who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, we promise that no one will be kicked out permanently, even if they do deserve it for their actions. So come on in, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server!