A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 383 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 147 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.
we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
