A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 254958 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!
Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8788 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 117 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
