A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 404 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1515 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!
we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 524 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!
But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1811 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1204 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!
Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 845627 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
