A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?
So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!
Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.
So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!
But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”
We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Potions Brewed: | 83 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!
join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?
Join now!!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2657 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!
Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
