No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.
And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.
But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?
Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 128 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
