No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.
Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.
But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.
Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!
But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.
And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.
But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.
So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!
Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 27 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!
Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.
So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!
Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2052 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Emeralds Found: | 2102 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.
Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).
we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!
so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
