No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.
If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 703 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3799 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Enchantments Applied: | 283 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
