No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9963 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
