| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4290 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3658 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 622 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.
also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.
so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2321 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3174 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.
Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3193 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Server Features |
|---|
| – Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update |
| – Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay. |
| – Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn. |
| – Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration. |
| – Microphone usage strongly encouraged. |
| – Custom dungeons and structures to explore. |
| – Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels. |
| – Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards. |
Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.
New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb
Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here
Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server on? | The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above. |
| How can I join the server? | Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community. |
| Is microphone usage mandatory? | While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction. |
| Are there custom dungeons and structures? | Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration. |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3560 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Animals Bred: | 89 |
Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 286 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!
Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1198 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Votes: | 4834 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 4086 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7517 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1188 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7558 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1264 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.
so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7315 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 129 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.
But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.
Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!
So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9422 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 722 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1590 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 800017 |
| Animals Bred: | 184 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 189 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
