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| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 112 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?
Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 989176 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 836121 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena! Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most talented and entertaining mobs in all of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a Minecraft rave like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato? Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this spud-tacular treasure?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories that you never expected!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3475 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 108 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Server Name | Perfectum SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla Survival |
| Age Requirement | 15+ |
| Application Process | Required |
| Unique Features | Player head drops, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration |
To apply, visit our Discord server and look for the application process in the designated channel. Follow the instructions provided to submit your application.
We are looking for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, and other aspects of the game. We value creativity and dedication.
We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application. Our moderators carefully review each application to ensure the right fit for our community.
Unfortunately, our server is strictly for players aged 15 and above. This age requirement helps maintain a mature gaming environment for all our members.
Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon acceptance into the server.
We regularly plan both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant. These events can range from build competitions to community challenges.
Absolutely! We pride ourselves on creating a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard and valued. Respect and cooperation are key values on our server.
Have more questions? Feel free to join our Discord server or visit our website for more information!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and insanity that only a group of players with questionable morals can provide. We’ve got griefers who will make you question your own sanity, builders who will create mind-bending structures that defy all logic, and PVPers who will make you wish you never logged on.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the process.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is so awesome, even your grandma would approve (unlike that judgmental mother-in-law). Build your dream world, make virtual friends, and avoid awkward family conversations about raising kids.
Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is supportive and loving, unlike that grandma who needs a lesson in unconditional love. Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5799 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with explosive tempers, unexpected confrontations, and mind-blowing revelations. Who needs boring old training sessions when you can learn on the fly and keep everyone on their toes?
And don’t worry about making friends, because we’ve got a whole cast of characters just waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience. From the easy-going coworker who’s just trying to keep the peace, to the manager with a temper hotter than a Nether portal, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, things may get a little heated, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2859 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 392 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 126 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
KappaMine is a server with a focus on vanilla survival. There is a donation on the server, but it does not affect the game. Otherwise, only advantages:
• Powerful hosting. Our server is located on vds hosting in Moscow. Resources: 10 GB ddr4 RAM and 4 i9 9900k cores.
• Nice assembly. On our server you will find a beautiful assembly decorated in white and green colors.
• Fast support. We will respond on average within 20 minutes.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
