Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Crops Grown: 7751 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Emeralds Found: 8599 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Star Shards Collected: 236
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mines Excavated: 4775
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Farms Harvested: 352 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4110 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Crops Grown: 7581 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 275
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magic Items Found: 3420
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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