ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LockdownLolsMC

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Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2892	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	179	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1492
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8861	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

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A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52155
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	326
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	105	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	101
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.