Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Animals Bred: 199
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 394 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8567 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 469
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 200 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Chimeras Created: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Crops Grown: 4480
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342 Void Gems Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7702 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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