Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2735
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Star Shards Collected:	124
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ores Mined:	8004	Towns Built:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Potions Brewed:	154
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Farms Harvested:	376
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	544262
Crops Grown:	9435	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Towns Built:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	3410

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	146	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.