Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoFamNoProb17

    NoFamNoProb17
    Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • EvilCrafters United

    EvilCrafters United
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

    So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

    NovichokCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Secret Passages Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Villages Defended: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 90 Players Killed by Monsters: 653

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 7886
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Animals Bred: 182 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4623 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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