Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

    Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

    I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

    Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

    PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

    Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1
    Overview
    We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the requirements to join the server? – You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
    What does the server offer? – A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The First Descendant Minecraft Server

    The First Descendant Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

    4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

    Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

    Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Animals Bred: 21 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CarCraft Minecraft Server

    CarCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

    Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SpookySisterDramaMC

    SpookySisterDramaMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 459
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

    LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP
    By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

    So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlockBreakUpBay

    BlockBreakUpBay
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

    Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

    So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magic Items Found: 4588

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

    NukeCraft Server: No Promises!
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

    we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

    come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Retro Reality Minecraft Server

    Retro Reality Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 194 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

    Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Enchantments Applied: 119
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SisterSass Minecraft Server

    SisterSass Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

    We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

    So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 225 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DadCraft Drama: AITA?

    DadCraft Drama: AITA?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

    If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

    Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GrindCraft SMP

    GrindCraft SMP
    Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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