Zoom MC: Where Adventure Awaits! Welcome to Zoom MC, your gateway to thrilling adventures in the treacherous lands of Lifesteal. What Awaits You: Lifesteal Realm: Step into a world where every heartbeat matters. In this survival-like gamemode, PvP is the name of the game. Fight for your life, but beware—dying means losing hearts and facing a temporary death ban. No claims here; your builds are exposed to the wilds! Zoom MC awaits. Sharpen your sword, gather your wits, and let the battle commence!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

    We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ores Mined: 6547 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 978

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dimension Hops: 5
    Ores Mined: 2386 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Mines Excavated: 1461

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz

    CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents

    HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the solution to all your housing problems! Forget about burgerland, we have tiny houses villages filled with full function tiny houses so everyone can have a HOME. Watch as players build their own tiny houses and live out their wildest tiny house dreams. Join us and never worry about being homeless in Minecraft again! It’s like a tiny house utopia, but in blocky form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your tiny house empire!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2393
    Emeralds Found: 1066 Gods Slained: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!

    Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!
    Welcome to the most epic, mind-blowing, Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like a pro? Well, look no further because this server is THE place to be for all things Sonic!

    Join us as we discuss the latest Sonic news and updates, like Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow (yes, you read that right!), the Year of Shadow in 2024, and the leaked Sonic Toy Party extravaganza!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, upcoming releases from IDW, and even a Perfect System Collection for all you hardcore Sonic collectors out there.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a booru for all your Sonic fan art needs, a cytube for streaming Sonic content, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and excitement of the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, gotta go fast! ⚡️

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

    4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

    MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide
    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

    Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

    But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

    Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Crops Grown: 2384
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

    So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 3547
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Booty Busters

    Blocky Booty Busters
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.

    Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 606 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!

    MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021. That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server! Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked

    NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline!

    Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to our server to get fashion tips from our stylish players.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of diamonds.

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PassportPals Minecraft Server – Where Your Adventure Begins!

    PassportPals Minecraft Server – Where Your Adventure Begins!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only passport you need is your sense of adventure! Join us as we embark on wild quests, slay dragons, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling evil mobs with their trusty diamond sword. And that player’s name? HERO OF THE SERVER.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the LEGENDARY Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the INSANITY begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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