Zoom MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Booty Bonanza

Admiration, appreciation, ASSES, attraction, beauty, blocky, body positivity, bonanza, BOOTY, curves, desirability, empowerment, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, mexican culture, Mexican women, physical features, self-confidence, Sexy, Stereotypes, women’s bodies

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VTuber AI Jams Craft

ai, AI Songwriting, Artificial Intelligence, cd, Craft, Creative Technology, digital artist, ep, future of music, Jams, Music, music production, original, Original music, Oshi, song, SUNO, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, voca, vocaloid, Vtuber

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blockbuster Bonanza

ABSOLUTE CINEMA, action, Actor, actress, blockbuster, bonanza, cinematography, classic, comedy, cult film, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, film festival, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie, Movie, must watch, romance, Thriller

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3024	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

18th birthday, Adulthood, Bash, Birthday, birthday celebration, blocky, Celebrity, celebrity children, controversy, DAUGHTER, entertainment industry, Fame, family, Hollywood, Media, milestone, parenting, political implications, public figure, society, speculation, Tom Cruise, Toms, turning 18

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3889

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Cornucopia

Cornucopia, Crafty

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

#gamer, Allowed, American, complaining, Complaints, consumerism, digital content, dlc, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement culture, Ethics, freeloader, Game, Gaming Community, gaming industry, online behavior, online gaming, permaban, Piracy, Pirate, Server, Stream, streaming, triggered, whiny

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to embrace their inner pirate! 🏴‍☠️ Why buy all the DLC when you can just pirate them like a true buccaneer?

Join us and witness the epic saga of an American player who couldn’t afford all the DLC, only to be told to pirate them by a fellow player. The American got so triggered that he called the pirate a freeloader and permabanned them! Talk about drama on the high seas of Minecraft!

So come aboard our server and experience the thrill of pirating DLC, triggering Americans, and getting banned for being a true pirate legend. Who needs to follow the rules when you can sail the seas of Minecraft with reckless abandon? Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🌊⚔️

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

action, Adrenaline Rush, Combat, CREEPERS, EXCITEMENT, First Person Shooter, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Guns, INTENSE, Machine, machine guns, Meet, multiplayer, online gaming, Shooting, SnipeCraft, sniper rifles, strategy, virtual reality, weapons

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where machine guns and sniper rifles are the norm. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be dodging bullets and sniping creepers from a mile away.

Join us if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping experience like no other. Our players have epic battles where they ride explosive llamas into battle and launch firework missiles at their enemies.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing chickens that roam the land, ready to challenge anyone who dares to cross their path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared to run for your life when the creeper snipers start taking aim!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Animals Bred:	93	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7