Zoom MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyHololiveHijinks

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Hololive and get ready for instant success beyond your wildest dreams. Once you’re accepted, cash will literally start raining down on you – we’re talking tens of thousands per month, no joke!

But that’s not all, oh no. You’ll also have instant access to the biggest artist and musician network in the world of vtubing. Plus, you’ll secure a guaranteed spot in the biggest yearly Vtuber event – no need to wait in line or beg for an invite.

And get this – we have more support staff than Hollywood celebs. Conventions and events will be fighting over you, and every merch vendor will be clamoring to work with you. It’s like being a rockstar, but in the Minecraft world.

Gone are the days of struggling to find your place or wondering if you’ll make it big. Join Hololive and watch your Minecraft dreams come true with cheat codes activated!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Soulless Plebs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we laugh in the face of souls games and their so-called “hardcore” players. It’s time to admit that those games are for plebs who think they’re tough stuff. On our server, we have challenges that will make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park.

Join us if you want to prove that you are a true gamer, not just some casual player who thinks they’re good because they beat a souls game. Our server is filled with insane obstacles and mind-blowing adventures that will test your skills to the max.

Don’t be a normalfag, join our server and show everyone what you’re made of. Who needs souls games when you can conquer the craziest challenges in Minecraft? Come on, we dare you to try and beat our toughest levels. It’s time to show the world what you’re really made of.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MexiCraft: Nick Faggot’s Shill-Free Zone

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as nick faggot fuentes the mexican himself? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to expose the shitskin fed incel manlet christcuck jew mutt spic loomer loving cum hunter liar grifter that nick faggot fuentes truly is!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigs riding on flying llamas, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about nick faggot fuentes the mexican while you’re at it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and absolute chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds fall from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some serious dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Touch event, where players can turn anything they touch into pure gold! It’s like the Midas touch, but way more fun!

And don’t even get me started on the Redeemable Codes – enter them in and you’ll unlock secret powers like levitation, teleportation, and the ability to summon a dragon to do your bidding!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DreamCryCraft

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even your wildest dreams can’t compare.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and the chicken concedes defeat, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and dragons that breathe fire made of marshmallows. You’ll never know what ridiculous adventure awaits around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Samurai Saloon: Where East meets West in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we bring together the best of both worlds – Western and Japanese influences! 🎌🤠

Join us for a wild ride filled with detailed facial expressions that will make you question reality! Our insane scenery and clothing details will blow your mind! 🤯

Imagine a world where cowboys ride into battle alongside samurais, where pixelated art meets anime style! It’s a fusion like no other! 🤠🤖

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure! Join our server now and experience the best of both worlds in Minecraft! 🌟🎮

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyMoms Minecraft: Where even moms can build better than you!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, mind-blowing challenges, and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep comes charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance moves.

Or how about this: You stumble upon a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve and Alex themselves. Get ready to bust a move with the best of them!

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AnonCraft: Server 74017382 – Where Even the Creepers Wear Masks!

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Welcome to our sex Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava in the Nether is our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and steamy encounters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of pure sexiness. They built a house out of diamond blocks and had a pet creeper named Casanova. It was a love story for the ages.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary sex dungeon, where players can test their skills and see if they have what it takes to conquer the most intense challenges. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to enter… are you one of them?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our sex Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of adventure – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Craziness: The Legend of ‘Is this true?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, creepers that do the Macarena before exploding, and diamond armor that makes you invincible!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his hilarious jokes about Steve and his obsession with mining diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that this server has its own secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies as their backup dancers?

So what are you waiting for? Come join this server for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Flaming Foes Minecraft Server: Where Your Enemies Literally Burn Themselves LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our opposition is so bad that they literally set themselves on fire just by trying to challenge us. Join us for a lit gaming experience filled with fireworks and explosions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to grief our base but ended up accidentally spawning a dragon instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and it was the most epic battle ever witnessed in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled that they can build a mansion in 5 minutes flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. It’s like watching a Minecraft speedrun on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Just remember, if you see someone on fire, it’s probably just our opposition trying to keep up with us kek.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Eggcellent Adventures – Formerly Splashing Violet Gems

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have space machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through games like Autonauts, Besiege, and even Children of a Dead Earth (because who doesn’t love dead earth children, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Captain of Industry, the master of all things industrial. And don’t even get me started on Dyson Sphere Program – we’ve got Dyson Spheres for days!

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground society in From the Depths? Yeah, we’re basically living in a post-apocalyptic underwater world and it’s awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through space and beyond! Just remember, our server has no discord because we’re too cool for that. See you there! 🚀🌌

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	5104	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BoomerCraft: Where Men Without Diamond Swords Go to Die

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Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?

So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Anonymous Griefer’s Den

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama farmers who have mastered the art of pixelated agriculture. You won’t find a server with better llama care anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can sneak past them, you’ll be rewarded with more diamonds than you can carry!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join our dance parties and watch the Disco Sheep light up the night with their funky moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the SMILE of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chinacraft: Where Pandas Rule and Dragons Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live your myth in China! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Explore ancient Chinese temples filled with glittering diamonds and sparkling emeralds. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical panda! – Battle fierce dragons that roam the skies, but don’t worry, you can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs a horse when you have a dragon as your trusty steed? – Build your own Great Wall of China around your base to keep out pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s going to be huge, the best wall ever built in Minecraft history. – Attend epic kung fu tournaments where players battle it out with their fists and swords. The winner gets a special prize: a pair of enchanted golden nunchucks that can knock out any enemy with a single hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your myth in China today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Farms Harvested:	291
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27