A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9258 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.
Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 62826 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6932 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 2094 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Animals Bred: | 200 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 387 | Enchantments Applied: | 191 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
