ZombiePartsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6024
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	671056
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ores Mined:	4289
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	124	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Animals Bred:	65
Star Shards Collected:	204	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ores Mined:	3313
Divine Spears Created:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	1516

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Ores Mined:	9515	Farms Harvested:	448
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty McCraftface: Where democracy is just as chaotic as building a house in Minecraft!

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Tired of being governed by a bunch of blockheads in Minecraft? Join our server where we practice direct democracy! No more waiting for someone else to make decisions for you, now you can vote on everything from building projects to server rules. Who needs a mayor when you can be the master of your own fate? Join now and let your voice be heard – unless you’re a creeper, then we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1592
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Anime Birth Year Server: Build, Mine, and Debate the Best Anime of Your Birth Year!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that aired the year you were born! Imagine battling creepers with your favorite anime characters by your side, using their epic powers to conquer the pixelated world. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and discover the best anime that aired the year you were born, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Emeralds Found:	2723	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Items Found:	8705
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

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Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

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Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!