ZombiePartsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1345
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	3011
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixelated Weebs United

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Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6976	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	1146
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4590
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	829
Dragon Eggs Found:	6621	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

asmr, board rules, Class, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hard-working, Hide, Husbands, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, ShonCraft, sunglasses, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD, wear

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	2712	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!