ZombiePartsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Star Shards Collected:	134
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5154
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	89

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4649

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Ballers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3028	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Teenage Loveless Minecraft Adventures – Where you can finally find love… with diamonds!

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Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on teenage love and romance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the heart-pounding drama and excitement of a high school relationship!

Join our server and you’ll be swept off your virtual feet by other players who are just as desperate for love as you are. From awkward first dates to dramatic breakups, our server has it all. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft romance that will make you feel like a teenager again?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some virtual memories that will make you forget all about those real-life regrets. Love is just a Minecraft block away!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CountryCraft: Where Your Minecraft Nation Thrives or Dies in 100 Characters or Less!

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Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the outside world, where you can escape to a land of blocky bliss.

Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies (okay, maybe that’s a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

So say goodbye to the stress of real life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

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Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafting High on Life: Where Drugs Lost the Battle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”

Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.

But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Genshin Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a chance to redeem special program codes that will unlock secret treasures and rare items in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest version update, “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades,” will take you on a wild adventure like never before. Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banner featuring Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara? These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they come with special abilities and powers that will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion in no time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	970	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1623
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TrannyCraft: Where Bad Voices Make Good Times

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mythical unicorn army that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Players Killed by Monsters:	1415	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ores Mined:	6204

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty LOLz: The ‘Did they?’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.