join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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