ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3513	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	145
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	64027	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty McCraftface: Where democracy is just as chaotic as building a house in Minecraft!

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Tired of being governed by a bunch of blockheads in Minecraft? Join our server where we practice direct democracy! No more waiting for someone else to make decisions for you, now you can vote on everything from building projects to server rules. Who needs a mayor when you can be the master of your own fate? Join now and let your voice be heard – unless you’re a creeper, then we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Anime Birth Year Server: Build, Mine, and Debate the Best Anime of Your Birth Year!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that aired the year you were born! Imagine battling creepers with your favorite anime characters by your side, using their epic powers to conquer the pixelated world. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and discover the best anime that aired the year you were born, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Star Shards Collected:	179	Dragon Eggs Found:	7104
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

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Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

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Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4311

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3