ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Emeralds Found:	1068	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	8030	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	36

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Farms Harvested:	743
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8679
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Animals Bred:	132	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6604
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32