so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Emeralds Found: 3150 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1104 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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