so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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