so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
New Chunks Explored: 962830 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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