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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Runes Activated: 7
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1266
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Dimension Hops: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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