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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Magic Items Found: 5246 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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