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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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