so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Zombie Dances: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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