so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Mines Excavated: 3284 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Dragons Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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