so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
Secret Passages Found: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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