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Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Players Killed by Monsters:	4543	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	8261	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyPurchases

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Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Items Found:	1639	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

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lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GiporySMP

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Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8192	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	70794
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7863

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7662	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2