ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JungleSMP Survival Server

KitPvP, LifeSteal, multiplayer PvP factions Minigames prison economy Creative Skyblock hardcore Pixelmon Vanilla Tekkit Roleplay Anarchy RLCraft Skywars parkour Towny Creative 1.17, PvP, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.com Port – 25408 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – play.junglesmp.com with same port

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

– Architectury API, AmbientSounds 6, amendments, Appleskin, Artifacts, balm, CHECK, Easy Anvils, Easy Shulker Boxes, Friends & Foes, FTB Ultimine, Fuscia, KubeJS, luckperms, Majrusz Library, Modded, modlist, Mods, Moonlight Lib, Natures compass, NoCurlyBraces, NoSquareBrackets, Presence Footsteps, Puzzles Lib, Searchables, smp, Waystones, Weve, Worldedit

Minecraft Server Overview

No whitelist, open to anybody. Join the discord server to get started 🙂

Discord Server

Modlist:

Mod Name
AppleSkin
Amendments

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the discord server mentioned above to get the details on how to join.

Q: Is there a whitelist?

A: No, the server is open to anyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

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Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExWifeExposedMC

alienation, child custody, child support, Communication Issues, court case, custody battle, divorce court, ex wife, ExWifeExposedMC, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, legal advice., long distance, maintenance money, Military, no contact order, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship problems, welfare check

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

American fast food, BURGERS, childhood memories, comfort food, comfort in familiarity, convenience, drive thru, fast food addiction, fast food chains, fast food culture, fast food nostalgia, FastFoodFanatic, french fries, greasy goodness, guilty pleasure, indulgence, late night cravings, Milkshakes, Minecraft, on-the-go dining, quick and easy meals, smp, soda fountain

Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyBizarreCraft

abnormal habits, bizarre behavior, bizarre customs, BlockyBizarreCraft, eccentric actions, odd actions, odd behaviors, peculiar habits, peculiar practices, peculiar rituals, quirky behaviors, quirky traditions, seemingly normal, social norms, strange habits, strange rituals, unconventional behavior, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, weird tendencies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Protection Network

electronics, Network, panel repair, PIXEL, Protection, repair costs, screen care, screen cracks, screen damage, screen damage prevention, screen durability, screen insurance, screen longevity, screen maintenance, screen protection, screen protectors, screen replacement, screen safety, screen scratches, screen warranty, Technology, television, tvs

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Animals Bred:	123	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	73	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	0_fold
Version	Crazy Craft 1.16.5
Player Count	Several players, server started today
Performance	Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

Where can I ask additional questions?

You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Minecraft, modded skyrim, Server, Skyrim, skyrim gameplay, skyrim graphics mods, Skyrim immersive mods, skyrim mod list, Skyrim mod load order, Skyrim mod recommendations, skyrim modding, Skyrim modding community, Skyrim modding Discord, Skyrim modding forums, skyrim modding guide, Skyrim modding Nexus, Skyrim modding Reddit, Skyrim modding resources, Skyrim modding tools, Skyrim modding tutorials, skyrim mods, Skyrim overhaul mods, Vanilla Skyrim

Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

dynamite, fan behavior, fan criticism., fan culture, fan engagement, fan loyalty, fan opinions, fan perspective, fan reactions, fan support, fan value, Fans, Minecraft, NXT, NXT fans, NXT vs Raw, Raw, smp, Worthless, wrestling analysis, wrestling community, wrestling comparison, wrestling fans, wrestling ratings.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

Boyfriend, breadwinner, career vs. personal life, cold, cold remedies, Communication, compromise, corporate lawyer, dramatic, Early, exaggeration, Illness, long hours, medical emergency, partner, Prioritization, relationship issues, Resentment, sick, Support, work, work ethic, workaholic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6032	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, hidden, Hidden Gem, lesser known, Minecraft, Niche, Obscure, off the radar, offbeat, quirky, Random, secret, smp, Under The Radar, Underground, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered gem, Unique, unknown, youtube channel, YTChannelSecrets

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyPurchases

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Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).