so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 12
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Magic Items Found: 6578 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 102 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Animals Bred: 74
    Magic Items Found: 8529 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Ores Mined: 6459 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Zombie Dances: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5787 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Crops Grown: 2643 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Emeralds Found: 4189 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1488 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SibCraft: Building Bonds

    SibCraft: Building Bonds
    Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

    So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Crops Grown: 5389 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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