ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4445	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Farms Harvested:	511	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	New Chunks Explored:	450319
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2905
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5674	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Star Shards Collected:	115	Farms Harvested:	636

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ToplessCraft

aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, cousin, Deflection.., EMBARRASSMENT, family, guests, home, inappropriate, misunderstanding, partner, privacy, relationship, shower, topless, ToplessCraft, trousers

Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242