ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.
also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?
so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1677 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2911 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2263 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
