Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Secret Passages Found: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Magic Items Found: 3691 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Potions Brewed: 57
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2201 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Crops Grown: 6764 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7090 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Ores Mined: 8907

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Ores Mined: 9922
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Emeralds Found: 354

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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