”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Emeralds Found:	7559	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	771
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	544
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Enchantments Applied:	97	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Animals Bred:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
New Chunks Explored:	702718	Enchantments Applied:	280
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2858	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	3649	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8318	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.