Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HavocGames

    HavocGames

    This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 595582 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2714 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

    The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

    Stinky SMP Overview:

    Server Version 1.20.1 and updating
    Server Emphasis Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
    Performance Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
    Server Features Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

    FAQ:

    Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

    Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

    The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

    Can I suggest new features for the server?

    Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

    What is the performance like on the server?

    The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

    How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

    The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

    What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

    The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

    Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

    So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

    Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

    SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness
    Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AutoCraft: The Future Server

    AutoCraft: The Future Server
    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Animals Bred: 190

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ntl-paperMC.net

    ntl-paperMC.net

    Features: – A fresh server with a truly epic world generation! Come join us in making this an even more, one-of-a-kind, epic world! – Semi-Vanilla Survival, Normal Difficulty, Vanilla Spawn Rates, Nerfed Hunger Rates, PVP Toggle – Squaremap: play.ntl-papermc.net:8080 (Primary) – Dynmap – Silkspawners_V2- Grief Prevention & Land Claim (New players can earn up to 100k+ from playtime, buy more from the server cash shop or earn more from rewards!) – New Players Start with 3x /sethomes. – Server-Wide Player Trades. – Multiverse- Resource Worlds – EssentialsX – Server Cash Shop, Vote Reward Shop, earn server money and claimblocks, for playtime alone and more! Featured w/ Vault. – Huge Awesome World Gen and an upcoming server! All With Fast Speeds! – Runs 1.20.1 and supports clients up to at least 1.21.1!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7209 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • No Voter Minecraft Server

    No Voter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Enchantments Applied: 57
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Potions Brewed: 192
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Crops Grown: 4901 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Villages Defended: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Falling into the Void: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 215

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Towns Built: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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